DUDLEY BRODEUR SPENT THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS AT MCDONALDS LAST YEAR. JUST READ THE 10-K. FUCKIN INSANE, GUY EATS SEVEN BIG MACS A DAY, EVERY DAY. SEVEN TIMES TWELVE TIMES THREE SIXTY FIVE. AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM WITH THE FUCKIN SALARY CAP?
December 17, 2020
Brodeur asshat info
InFenceWeTrust 11:57 PM
Just throwing this out there, got a buddy who works on the financial side for the Giants. Says Brodeur’s drinking problem is a known issue in the building. Not sure that’s gonna be a surprise to anybody but hearing it from a trusted source confirms it. Also heard he ripped a page out of the playbook and threw it away so it couldn’t be installed. He really hates 4 wide receiver sets.
Giants_Forever 12:16 AM
Madness. What a laughingstock we are.
YA Tittle Stan 12:32 AM
We gotta check this guy into rehab or something. Start a GoFundMe for a nice facility in Malibu. He had to have been wasted when he traded that 2nd round pick for Watkins. Guy couldn’t catch a cold.
FenceStandStrong 12:49 AM
Been hearing the same. Fell asleep on a trade call, was snoring audibly on the line. The Patriots tried to push through the trade while he was sleeping, Fence walked in just in time.
Dudley Lawrence Taylor DUDLEY 12:53 AM
What a fuckin gaylord. Someone tell me where his office is, I’m gonna go to HQ and shoot a fuckin rocket launcher at it
JT in Cali 03:15 AM
What lol
Tom in VT 07:04 AM
This board is the biggest collection of psychos I’ve ever encountered. Shooting Brodeur with a rocket launcher? What is wrong with you people?
(MOD) Big Blue Believer 07:13 AM
Locking this thread. No violence. No slurs, Obviously. Last warning Dudley.
Dudley Rothschild skating on thin ice kidddddddddd. Bro Chet, come on dude. This thread is fuckin terrible and then you dropped a nuke at the end. You’re not even trying to make it believable.
Kid, what? We’re trying to make dad believe crazy shit, so I’m saying crazy shit.
But you can’t just say anything though bro, like, it’s gotta make sense. I know you know this, it’s all just a joke to you. I’m confused, Stevie said. Are these all Chet?
Read it again, Stevie, I’m sure you can tell. There’s other people in there, but it’s obvious which ones are from Chet. It’s always obvious. So fucking frustrating, bro. Kid is surface level to the fuckin end. Stevie, my shit is subtle, I’m doing like twenty separate threads, all really lowkey, really carefully crafting a narrative, setting it up, like some soap opera shit. You probably couldn’t tell, for most of them. Then Chet comes in like DURRRRRR DUDLEY BROODDEUURRRRR, just completely blows it up. So fucking dumb, dude. Timmy was leafing through a notebook, his face hovering inches above the pages.
Your CIA manual? Something like that. I don’t know dude, this is really annoying. I’ve been working on this shit a lot recently, it’s the most fun I’ve had in a while. I really want to see how far I can take it. It’s like, my version of your videos. I just like doing it. I’m really laughing my ass off making these posts, just trying to see how I can shape opinion. Yeah.
There’s an art to it though, you really gotta be uh, like, intentional, you know? It’s gotta be subtle as hell, just a shade off normal. You build it up that way, you gotta make a bridge to where you want people to go. Chet is like a fuckin suicide bomber bro, just running in and detonating immediately. Stevie, he had a post drafted that Brodeur got caught trying to suck his own dick in the C-suite bathroom. Fucking dumb as hell, bro. He woulda posted it too, if I didn’t see it. Chet, like this is exactly your strength. Let’s fucking actually do our best, kid doesn’t do anything all the way.
Damn, sorry my ‘Mike Fence Foot Fetish 69’ posts weren’t that realistic. Kid going fuckin Meghan Markle on me right now. You fucking suck, Timmy said, for real. Fucking loser. It’s not gay to actually try at shit, Chet. It’s way more gay to just halfass everything you ever do. Fuck this, I’m taking a walk. The way Timmy slammed the bedroom door, Stevie could tell it was real.
Jesus. Allen Dulles going to sit out in the cold, just punching those thighs. Uggggghhh, my psyop, MY PSYOPPPPPP. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bro, do you even like doing it? Every post seems like you trying to nuke it. I’m going rogue kid. Yeah, I wanna fuck with Tito’s head, but I wanna fuck with Timmy’s head, too. Just have people slamming their headsets down at CIA headquarters. Best agent in the field going DUDLEY behind enemy lines. Last week I posted that someone caught Brodeur chewing on the corner of the playbook, like a dog. I know Timmy didn’t see it, he woulda shut down the server. Steam woulda been whistling out of his ears kid.
Yeah bro, but like, that shit is so obviously fake. Tito sees that, the whole operation is compromised. Isn’t the point to make it impossible to tell if it’s real or fake? It seems like just saying the most outlandish shit possible ruins the whole thing.
Buddy of mine’s father worked as a scout under Brodeur for a long time, they go way back. He’s a stress chewer, always has been. He ran out of fingernails and gum, just started gnawing on that playbook.
Bro. The general manager of an NFL team gnawing on a playbook? The guy’s at the top of his field, I mean, come on. I think Timmy’s right on this one.
Kid, it’s not like Tito saw it, I posted it at midnight. I know when the guy’s on the forum. Yeah, but you’re still putting obvious bullshit on there. You gotta get other people besides him to start thinking conspiracy. That shit makes people tune out, it’s too dudley.
OK kid. The other Dulles brother over here. I don’t care either way, Stevie said. I kinda hope it falls apart, honestly. Tito has suffered enough. No he hasn’t, Chet said. We got a long way to go, bro. The universe is just getting started.